Food Snob

No ... we’re not feeding food to the baby yet. At least not that baby.

A list of foods that our dog does not eat:

• Sesame honey cashews
  
• Pasta with tomato vodka sauce
  
• Kettle Corn
  
• Honey Nut Cheerios!!

This has got to change. Why else do you have a dog – if not to not have to vacuum and pick up dropped food?! Man's best friend? How 'bout man's* canine vacuum?!

(* or in this case, woman's)